Well, after a short hiatus I was back on my bird for the
next ride. Probably my last ride before my exam comes up. I had recently got my
bike serviced only to be prepared for this short dash to a beautiful coastal
town. It was a Sunday. For some, a day to catch up on some more sleep. The all
important additional 5 minutes that invariably ran into hours eventually. But I
had a very early start. I left home at 05:30 to assemble at the Royal Enfield
Showroom at Nerul. It was supposedly a ride termed as Valentine’s ride. I was
told that a ‘female pillion’ would add more memories to the ride. Considering
that, it was a sad start for me as I had nobody to get along. I was only hoping
& praying that I was not the only loner in the group. To my surprise, I was
the 2nd person to assemble at the showroom. Another Thunderbird (Red
in colour) stood there with 2 helmets dangling from the handlebar. I told
myself, the time has come to feel miserable. The 1st couple on a red
Thunderbird (Valentine effect) all ready to cosy up for the entire ride. Two guys approached the bike and introduced
themselves to me. I heaved a sigh of relief when I was told that they plan to
ride on that bike.

A few minutes
later, the showroom manager came in and opened the shutter to a loud clatter. A
collection of these beautiful handcrafted machines stood inside tempting all of
us to buy another Royal Enfield. Soon one thump followed another and a total of
15 bikes assembled side by side. The company’s regional manager was the one we
were waiting for. As soon as he came and geared up, we assembled in a single
line and turned on the ignition and woke up the neighbourhood as usual, before
we began our journey. Before I forget, the start was more than satisfying as
all the 15 riders were loners (barring the red one and of course the showroom
manager and regional head riding together with the mechanics). We proceeded
along the Uran JNPT road. A route I had never been on before. It was a single
lane road with big trailers running along on one side and mammoth containers
stacked up at the container stations visible on the other side. The biggest
challenge was to overtake a slow moving container. Every few meters there was a
sharp turn and the never ending trailer ahead of us literally blinded us. After
passing through the truck dominated stretch we came to the local village roads.
After following those trucks endlessly we thought we could now shift up the
gears and speed up. But before we could even think, we found another set of
authentic Indian road blocks. Cattle strewn all over the road, blissfully
chewing. I’ve always wondered... Don’t their jaws ever stop???? After carefully
avoiding their horns which were more frightening than ours’ (despite the sound)
we progressed further and thankfully at a higher speed.

We were wound by the
twists and turns that continued throughout the rural stretch before we finally
reached our 1
st point of assembly, the toll naka just before the
dangerous yet scenic NH17. NH17 was a killer stretch with the maximum number of
accidents in the recent past. The ride was definitely not a race but this route
had sent my heart racing. Enchanting scenery on both sides of the road but a
single lane without dividers meant more focus on the road. Each time I had to
overtake a vehicle ahead I had to peep in to avoid oncoming traffic at the same
time ensure no one rams me from the back and I don’t ram the vehicle in front.
Looking in the mirrors was a challenge with the sun reflecting sharply and
blacking you out completely. But thankfully our wingmen did a fantastic job to
ensure we had minimum difficulties in making progress along this narrow
highway. We were forced to stop along the road as one of the riders had some
battery troubles. It was probably the best place to have a breakdown. The
scenery left us hypnotized. You could see farm land as far as your eyes could. The
trees were completely shed off all their leaves. At the end, was a train
passing by, making it a perfect postcard shot. After the brief halt we marched
on, to finally stop for breakfast at the all important Vadkal naka. It was a
busy junction and a gang of 15 thumpers surely caught the attention of the
locals. A dose of hot vada pav, misal pav and cutting chai, we all were fully
recharged. The ride was getting tougher as the sun was hitting us hard. All the
protective gear suddenly became a big burden as we were sinking in our own
sweat. Another hour into the ride and a mechanical failure brought us to a
stop. The rear brakes on the showroom bike began to wear off. At that point we
had enough of our gear. We all unzipped our jackets and rode along feeling the
wind rushing through our bodies. The final stretch was probably the best. We
just rode along parallel to the beach. We had the coconut trees lined up on one
side making it green and the deep blue sea on the other side, a sheer visual
delight. We finally stopped at a place where we could just park and spend some
time in the beach. The bikes rested along with us, before each of us got into
our swimming trunks and made a dash to a much needed splash. The water was
chilled even though the sand was burning. I just sat in the water thinking of
my ideal girl. I was so deeply lost in those romantic thoughts that I actually
felt as if she was sitting right beside me. As the waves gushed in the thoughts
began to take a beautiful shape till I was hit by some kind of a twig. Alas!!! All
those dreams came to an abrupt end.
I cleansed myself
and was ready for lunch. We all hoped for a really royal spread as hunger pangs
had taken control of our bodies. Before we could imagine the dishes we would be
served, we faced a puncture. We cursed that nail which penetrated the tyre to
our hearts’ content as we all were succumbing to hunger. We finally split up
and 1 group headed for lunch & the remaining 4 riders were attending to the
puncture. To make things worse 3 riders including me lost our way and ended up
going 15 kms away from the restaurant. The wingman with us lost his cool and
gave a piece of his mind to the lead rider for not halting at the important junction.
We finally managed to get together and had lunch at about 16:00. Before the
laziness kicked in we started our return journey.

The same curvy roads wore a completely different look in the
evening. It was bustling with people who had come to shop at the bazaars which
cropped up along the streets. As twilight approached I couldn’t resist but
imagine “what if my dream girl was pillion to me?? The only missing element in
this beautiful ride.” May be next time... I thought. I rather forced myself to
think that way as I just couldn’t stop imagining. Well, the thoughts started
fading off slowly along with the sunlight and my focus had to be on the road as
there were no street lights. I nearly had a freak accident at a blind turn when
suddenly out of nowhere a cat decided to cross the road. I missed it probably
by the length of its own whiskers. I thought for a moment it was either that
feline or me that was going to survive that night. I had no room to brake and
had I braked hard I would have surely fallen off and been run over by the
vehicle behind me. That’s when I told myself “thank God my dream girl wasn’t
sitting behind me”. The beams of our
head lights curled around the meandering roads and guided us safely back to our
final assembly point. Most of us had become restless to get back home. I was
facing a massive headache throughout the return journey due to the delayed
lunch.
A final group photo
was shot and we went our separate ways. As I rode back home the entire day was
playing in my head like a tape recorder on loop mode. The new friends, the
beach, the love struck ME, and of course what would this ride be without an RE.
Who said you were alone on a Valentine Day ride??????You had the love of your life...your THUNDERBIRD with you throughout the ride..Ofcourse your girl holding you tight as you ride, sitting next to you in the water would have been a totally different experience...i hope you have your dream gal riding pillion by the next valentine's special ride!!! As of now, enjoy the sound of the bike because once you get a female pillion, you'll only hear her voice!!! (constant bakbak is normally an inborn characterstic in people in my gender)...beautiful experience worded beautifully!!! :)
ReplyDeleteboss a woman is a woman machine is a machine. There's no comparison... Both are a class apart!!
Deleteboss! dont tel me you consider your black babe jus a machine!!!!!The Bullet comes first...She's been there with you for almost a year now and have given you company whenever you needed it..Girls will come and go..but your Black Babe is here to stay...
DeleteIts a really tough call actually...
Deletelet me see what you do when u get a chick!
DeleteYou philandering despo...how dare u think of any other girl while riding a bullet :P
ReplyDeleteUnlike the Classic, the Thunderbird has a fixed pillion seat. The thought of a beautiful pillion is bound to hit you.
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